Slop-watch by Will Dockery

[Meat Plow]

On Wed, 27 Feb 2008 06:45:18 -0800 (PST), in rec.arts.poems, Will

corpse to the
grave, she said, it was sweet to her to think that they would in a
little time follow her in like manner.
Her illness, in the latter part of it, was seated much in her throat;
and an inward swelling filled up the pipe, so that she could swallow
nothing but what was perfectly liquid and but very little of that, with
great and long strugglings. That which she took in fled out at her
nostrils, till at last she could swallow nothing at all. She had a
raging appetite for food; so that she told her sister, when talking with
her about her circumstances, that the worst bit would be sweet to her;
but yet, when she saw that she could not swallow it, she seemed to be as
perfectly contented without it, as if she had no appetite. Others were
greatly moved to see what she underwent, and were filled with admiration
at her unexampled patience. At a time when she was striving in vain to
get down a little of something liquid, and was very much spent with it;
she looked upon her sister with a smile, saying, O

Another post, supposedly from Dennis M Hammes - same email address /
and/ Google Groups profile, for Peter J Ross to have a look at, since
he thinks Google posts can't be forged.

Drunkery SWINGS and misses.
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Now, will Dreckery be proving with exacting detail just how RoadRunner
is actually Google.
I do hope so.

Maybe if he cuts and quacks it enough times it will be so.

[Meat Plow]

In alt.usenet.kooks on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 18:58:47 GMT, Aratzio

On Wed, 27 Feb 2008 17:43:18 +0000, in alt.usenet.kooks, Peter J Ross

In rec.arts.poems on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 06:45:18 -0800 (PST), Will
<some RoadRunner sporge, identifiable at a glance as not originating
from Google Groups, snipped>

Another post, supposedly from Dennis M Hammes - same email address /
and/ Google Groups profile, for Peter J Ross to have a look at, since
he thinks Google posts can't be forged.

Let's see if I can make it easier for you.
For now, instead of troubling your quacky little head about forgeries,
just try to find *any* message that was posted using Google Groups.

Note that he's now triumphantly referring to a list of 100,000+ posts
attributed to Dennis Hammes, who has never used Google Groups for
posting, as far as I know. It seems that this list proves that
Dreckery was right, apparently, as many would not agree.

Tell Dreckery has never won the CNotM, please please please.

Kook of the Month, January 2005
Clueless Newbie of the Month, March 2005
Golden Killfile (shared with Alex "Dink" Cain), January 2005
Unabomber Surprise
Richard M Nixon Memorial "Pathological Liar" Award
How about a Tar & Feathers, a Foam Duck or the Office of Village
Idiot? Even chuckles lysaght isn't quite as stupid and clueless as
this, and chuckles has won all of them.

I think he fits the Village Idiot like a glove.

Seconds?

[miguel]

Post by Meat Plow

In alt.usenet.kooks on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 18:58:47 GMT, Aratzio

On Wed, 27 Feb 2008 17:43:18 +0000, in alt.usenet.kooks, Peter J Ross

In rec.arts.poems on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 06:45:18 -0800 (PST), Will
<some RoadRunner sporge, identifiable at a glance as not originating
from Google Groups, snipped>

Another post, supposedly from Dennis M Hammes - same email address /
and/ Google Groups profile, for Peter J Ross to have a look at, since
he thinks Google posts can't be forged.

Let's see if I can make it easier for you.
For now, instead of troubling your quacky little head about forgeries,
just try to find *any* message that was posted using Google Groups.

Note that he's now triumphantly referring to a list of 100,000+ posts
attributed to Dennis Hammes, who has never used Google Groups for
posting, as far as I know. It seems that this list proves that
Dreckery was right, apparently, as many would not agree.

Tell Dreckery has never won the CNotM, please please please.

Kook of the Month, January 2005
Clueless Newbie of the Month, March 2005
Golden Killfile (shared with Alex "Dink" Cain), January 2005
Unabomber Surprise
Richard M Nixon Memorial "Pathological Liar" Award
How about a Tar & Feathers, a Foam Duck or the Office of Village
Idiot? Even chuckles lysaght isn't quite as stupid and clueless as
this, and chuckles has won all of them.

I think he fits the Village Idiot like a glove.
Seconds?

What a rush to seek kookologists at work!

[John "C"]

Post by miguel

Post by Meat Plow

In alt.usenet.kooks on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 18:58:47 GMT, Aratzio

On Wed, 27 Feb 2008 17:43:18 +0000, in alt.usenet.kooks, Peter J Ross

In rec.arts.poems on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 06:45:18 -0800 (PST), Will
<some RoadRunner sporge, identifiable at a glance as not

originating

Post by miguel

Post by Meat Plow

from Google Groups, snipped>

Another post, supposedly from Dennis M Hammes - same email address /
and/ Google Groups profile, for Peter J Ross to have a look at, since
he thinks Google posts can't be forged.

Let's see if I can make it easier for you.
For now, instead of troubling your quacky little head about forgeries,
just try to find *any* message that was posted using Google Groups.

Note that he's now triumphantly referring to a list of 100,000+ posts
attributed to Dennis Hammes, who has never used Google Groups for
posting, as far as I know. It seems that this list proves that
Dreckery was right, apparently, as many would not agree.

Tell Dreckery has never won the CNotM, please please please.

Kook of the Month, January 2005
Clueless Newbie of the Month, March 2005
Golden Killfile (shared with Alex "Dink" Cain), January 2005
Unabomber Surprise
Richard M Nixon Memorial "Pathological Liar" Award
How about a Tar & Feathers, a Foam Duck or the Office of Village
Idiot? Even chuckles lysaght isn't quite as stupid and clueless as
this, and chuckles has won all of them.

I think he fits the Village Idiot like a glove.
Seconds?

What a rush to seek kookologists at work!

Appears to some sort of "Mating-Dance", miguel.

John C.

[Peter J Ross]

In rec.arts.poems on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 14:40:26 -0500, Meat Plow

Post by Meat Plow

In alt.usenet.kooks on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 18:58:47 GMT, Aratzio

On Wed, 27 Feb 2008 17:43:18 +0000, in alt.usenet.kooks, Peter J Ross

In rec.arts.poems on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 06:45:18 -0800 (PST), Will
<some RoadRunner sporge, identifiable at a glance as not originating
from Google Groups, snipped>

Another post, supposedly from Dennis M Hammes - same email address /
and/ Google Groups profile, for Peter J Ross to have a look at, since
he thinks Google posts can't be forged.

Let's see if I can make it easier for you.
For now, instead of troubling your quacky little head about forgeries,
just try to find *any* message that was posted using Google Groups.

Note that he's now triumphantly referring to a list of 100,000+ posts
attributed to Dennis Hammes, who has never used Google Groups for
posting, as far as I know. It seems that this list proves that
Dreckery was right, apparently, as many would not agree.

Tell Dreckery has never won the CNotM, please please please.

Kook of the Month, January 2005
Clueless Newbie of the Month, March 2005
Golden Killfile (shared with Alex "Dink" Cain), January 2005
Unabomber Surprise
Richard M Nixon Memorial "Pathological Liar" Award
How about a Tar & Feathers, a Foam Duck or the Office of Village
Idiot? Even chuckles lysaght isn't quite as stupid and clueless as
this, and chuckles has won all of them.

I think he fits the Village Idiot like a glove.
Seconds?

Seconded. He's been one of RAP's village idiots since the day he first
appeared, about six years ago, and it's time he was recognised more
widely.

(Btw, I'm delighted to find that alt.duck.quack.quack.quack is a real
newsgroup.)

[miguel]

Post by Peter J Ross

Post by Meat Plow

<some RoadRunner sporge, identifiable at a glance as not originating
from Google Groups, snipped>

Another post, supposedly from Dennis M Hammes - same email address /
and/ Google Groups profile, for Peter J Ross to have a look at, since
he thinks Google posts can't be forged.

Let's see if I can make it easier for you.
For now, instead of troubling your quacky little head about forgeries,
just try to find *any* message that was posted using Google Groups.

Note that he's now triumphantly referring to a list of 100,000+ posts
attributed to Dennis Hammes, who has never used Google Groups for
posting, as far as I know. It seems that this list proves that
Dreckery was right, apparently, as many would not agree.

Tell Dreckery has never won the CNotM, please please please.

Kook of the Month, January 2005
Clueless Newbie of the Month, March 2005
Golden Killfile (shared with Alex "Dink" Cain), January 2005
Unabomber Surprise
Richard M Nixon Memorial "Pathological Liar" Award
How about a Tar & Feathers, a Foam Duck or the Office of Village
Idiot? Even chuckles lysaght isn't quite as stupid and clueless as
this, and chuckles has won all of them.

I think he fits the Village Idiot like a glove.
Seconds?

Seconded. He's been one of RAP's village idiots since the day he first
appeared, about six years ago, and it's time he was recognised more
widely.

Peter Pansy says jump, Meat Plow says how high. There's a surprise.

Post by Peter J Ross
(Btw, I'm delighted to find that alt.duck.quack.quack.quack is a real
newsgroup.)

You are easily delighted, evidently. I imagine that the excitement you
are feeling about getting Dockery some awards is like a million bumble
bees buzzing in your behind.

[Peter J Ross]

In rec.arts.poems on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 14:37:28 -0800, miguel

You are quackly quacked, apparently, quackly. I quack that the quack you
are quacking about quacking Dreckery some quacks is like a million
quackle bees quacking in your quack.

"The animals looked from miguel to Dreckery, and from Dreckery back to
miguel, but it was no longer possible to tell the difference."

Now thank me, miguel, for giving you a little of the attention you
crave from me, not merely once, but twice in a single week. Feel free
to celebrate this as "PJR Day" in future years. Erect a statue. Design
a flag. And, above all, continue attaching your quacks to everything I
post for as long as we both shall live. At some future date, I may
even reply to one of your quacks again: feel free to construct a
messianic religion around this vague prophecy.


miguel's Usenet Kook Awards:

Kook of the Month, March 2007
Palmjob Paddle, March 2007
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, March 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, March and April 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle (trained by Bookman)
Busted Urinal Award
Bolo Bullis Foam Duck
Emmett Gulley "Obsesso" Award
Tinfoil Sombrero

As it happens, I had little or nothing to do with these "victories".
Personally, I find miguel consistently boring, and I'd be unsurprised
if many people agreed, apparently.

[miguel]

Post by Peter J Ross

Post by miguel

Post by Peter J Ross

Post by Meat Plow

<some RoadRunner sporge, identifiable at a glance as not originating
from Google Groups, snipped>

Another post, supposedly from Dennis M Hammes - same email address /
and/ Google Groups profile, for Peter J Ross to have a look at, since
he thinks Google posts can't be forged.

Let's see if I can make it easier for you.
For now, instead of troubling your quacky little head about forgeries,
just try to find *any* message that was posted using Google Groups.

Note that he's now triumphantly referring to a list of 100,000+ posts
attributed to Dennis Hammes, who has never used Google Groups for
posting, as far as I know. It seems that this list proves that
Dreckery was right, apparently, as many would not agree.

Tell Dreckery has never won the CNotM, please please please.

Kook of the Month, January 2005
Clueless Newbie of the Month, March 2005
Golden Killfile (shared with Alex "Dink" Cain), January 2005
Unabomber Surprise
Richard M Nixon Memorial "Pathological Liar" Award
How about a Tar & Feathers, a Foam Duck or the Office of Village
Idiot? Even chuckles lysaght isn't quite as stupid and clueless as
this, and chuckles has won all of them.

I think he fits the Village Idiot like a glove.
Seconds?

Seconded. He's been one of RAP's village idiots since the day he first
appeared, about six years ago, and it's time he was recognised more
widely.

Peter Pansy says jump, Meat Plow says how high. There's a surprise.

Post by Peter J Ross
(Btw, I'm delighted to find that alt.duck.quack.quack.quack is a real
newsgroup.)

You are easily delighted, evidently. I imagine that the excitement you
are feeling about getting Dockery some awards is like a million bumble
bees buzzing in your behind.

"The animals looked from miguel to Dreckery, and from Dreckery back to
miguel, but it was no longer possible to tell the difference."

Yet somehow you're outside the loop. Isn't that interesting. You must
truly pwn everybody! How impressive, especially when it's you who
started the obsessive jihad!

Post by Peter J Ross
Now thank me, miguel, for giving you a little of the attention you
crave from me, not merely once, but twice in a single week. Feel free
to celebrate this as "PJR Day" in future years. Erect a statue. Design
a flag. And, above all, continue attaching your quacks to everything I
post for as long as we both shall live. At some future date, I may
even reply to one of your quacks again: feel free to construct a
messianic religion around this vague prophecy.

Thanks, Pansy.

Post by Peter J Ross
Kook of the Month, March 2007
Palmjob Paddle, March 2007
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, March 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, March and April 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle (trained by Bookman)
Busted Urinal Award
Bolo Bullis Foam Duck
Emmett Gulley "Obsesso" Award
Tinfoil Sombrero

Oh no, not the AUK Kook awards, wherein 15-20 of your fellow
emotionally wounded circle-jerkers gather each month to celebrate
their sense of superior circle-jerking over the past 30 days and then
act like this is somehow the consensus of the entire Usenet?

These awards meant something back when there was a real vote wrangler
-- Tim Skirvin. After you took over, and then Vince from you, they
became sillier and sillier. We need a real vote wrangler again. Bring
back Tim Skirvin!

Post by Peter J Ross
As it happens, I had little or nothing to do with these "victories".
Personally, I find miguel consistently boring, and I'd be unsurprised
if many people agreed, apparently.

It's interesting that you should say that. I don't see a lot of people
jumping on your petty jihad against Dockery, except the usual fool
suspects in AUK. Does that not reflect properly upon the level of
interest your childish little obsession against Dockery inspires?

[John "C"]

Post by miguel
Oh no, not the AUK Kook awards, wherein 15-20 of your fellow
emotionally wounded circle-jerkers gather each month to celebrate
their sense of superior circle-jerking over the past 30 days and then
act like this is somehow the consensus of the entire Usenet?

LOL !

Number One

[Dennis M. Hammes]

Post by miguel
I don't see a lot of people
jumping on your petty jihad against Dockery, except the usual fool
suspects in AUK.

Try to have your quacking make sense.

[Meat Plow]

Post by Dennis M. Hammes

Post by miguel
I don't see a lot of people
jumping on your petty jihad against Dockery, except the usual fool
suspects in AUK.

Try to have your quacking make sense.

HAR! If that would ever be a possibility :)

[Meat Plow]

Post by Peter J Ross
In rec.arts.poems on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 14:37:28 -0800, miguel

You are quackly quacked, apparently, quackly. I quack that the quack you
are quacking about quacking Dreckery some quacks is like a million
quackle bees quacking in your quack.

"The animals looked from miguel to Dreckery, and from Dreckery back to
miguel, but it was no longer possible to tell the difference."
Now thank me, miguel, for giving you a little of the attention you
crave from me, not merely once, but twice in a single week. Feel free
to celebrate this as "PJR Day" in future years. Erect a statue. Design
a flag. And, above all, continue attaching your quacks to everything I
post for as long as we both shall live. At some future date, I may
even reply to one of your quacks again: feel free to construct a
messianic religion around this vague prophecy.
Kook of the Month, March 2007
Palmjob Paddle, March 2007
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, March 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, March and April 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle (trained by Bookman)
Busted Urinal Award
Bolo Bullis Foam Duck
Emmett Gulley "Obsesso" Award
Tinfoil Sombrero
As it happens, I had little or nothing to do with these "victories".
Personally, I find miguel consistently boring, and I'd be unsurprised
if many people agreed, apparently.

I don't think a whole lot of sane people read his drek.

[John "C"]

Post by Meat Plow

Post by Peter J Ross
In rec.arts.poems on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 14:37:28 -0800, miguel

You are quackly quacked, apparently, quackly. I quack that the quack you
are quacking about quacking Dreckery some quacks is like a million
quackle bees quacking in your quack.

"The animals looked from miguel to Dreckery, and from Dreckery back to
miguel, but it was no longer possible to tell the difference."
Now thank me, miguel, for giving you a little of the attention you
crave from me, not merely once, but twice in a single week. Feel free
to celebrate this as "PJR Day" in future years. Erect a statue. Design
a flag. And, above all, continue attaching your quacks to everything I
post for as long as we both shall live. At some future date, I may
even reply to one of your quacks again: feel free to construct a
messianic religion around this vague prophecy.
Kook of the Month, March 2007
Palmjob Paddle, March 2007
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, March 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, March and April 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle (trained by Bookman)
Busted Urinal Award
Bolo Bullis Foam Duck
Emmett Gulley "Obsesso" Award
Tinfoil Sombrero
As it happens, I had little or nothing to do with these "victories".
Personally, I find miguel consistently boring, and I'd be

unsurprised

Post by Meat Plow

Post by Peter J Ross
if many people agreed, apparently.

I don't think a whole lot of sane people read his drek.

Hi Fat Boi.

heh

[Dennis M. Hammes]

Post by miguel
You are easily delighted, evidently. I imagine that the excitement you
are feeling about getting Dockery some awards is like a million bumble
bees buzzing in your behind.

A feeling you know well, evidently ,?
Puppet...

[Meat Plow]

Post by Peter J Ross
In rec.arts.poems on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 14:40:26 -0500, Meat Plow

Post by Meat Plow

In alt.usenet.kooks on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 18:58:47 GMT, Aratzio

On Wed, 27 Feb 2008 17:43:18 +0000, in alt.usenet.kooks, Peter J Ross

In rec.arts.poems on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 06:45:18 -0800 (PST), Will
<some RoadRunner sporge, identifiable at a glance as not originating
from Google Groups, snipped>

Another post, supposedly from Dennis M Hammes - same email address /
and/ Google Groups profile, for Peter J Ross to have a look at, since
he thinks Google posts can't be forged.

Let's see if I can make it easier for you.
For now, instead of troubling your quacky little head about forgeries,
just try to find *any* message that was posted using Google Groups.

Note that he's now triumphantly referring to a list of 100,000+ posts
attributed to Dennis Hammes, who has never used Google Groups for
posting, as far as I know. It seems that this list proves that
Dreckery was right, apparently, as many would not agree.

Tell Dreckery has never won the CNotM, please please please.

Kook of the Month, January 2005
Clueless Newbie of the Month, March 2005
Golden Killfile (shared with Alex "Dink" Cain), January 2005
Unabomber Surprise
Richard M Nixon Memorial "Pathological Liar" Award
How about a Tar & Feathers, a Foam Duck or the Office of Village
Idiot? Even chuckles lysaght isn't quite as stupid and clueless as
this, and chuckles has won all of them.

I think he fits the Village Idiot like a glove.
Seconds?

Seconded. He's been one of RAP's village idiots since the day he first
appeared, about six years ago, and it's time he was recognised more
widely.
(Btw, I'm delighted to find that alt.duck.quack.quack.quack is a real
newsgroup.)

There are also alt.duck.quack, *quack.quack, and of course
*quack.quack,quack :)

[John "C"]

Post by Meat Plow

Post by Peter J Ross
In rec.arts.poems on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 14:40:26 -0500, Meat Plow

Post by Meat Plow

In alt.usenet.kooks on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 18:58:47 GMT, Aratzio

On Wed, 27 Feb 2008 17:43:18 +0000, in alt.usenet.kooks, Peter J Ross

In rec.arts.poems on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 06:45:18 -0800 (PST), Will
<some RoadRunner sporge, identifiable at a glance as not

originating

Post by Meat Plow

Post by Peter J Ross

Post by Meat Plow

from Google Groups, snipped>

Another post, supposedly from Dennis M Hammes - same email address /
and/ Google Groups profile, for Peter J Ross to have a look at, since
he thinks Google posts can't be forged.

Let's see if I can make it easier for you.
For now, instead of troubling your quacky little head about forgeries,
just try to find *any* message that was posted using Google Groups.

Note that he's now triumphantly referring to a list of 100,000+ posts
attributed to Dennis Hammes, who has never used Google Groups for
posting, as far as I know. It seems that this list proves that
Dreckery was right, apparently, as many would not agree.

Tell Dreckery has never won the CNotM, please please please.

Kook of the Month, January 2005
Clueless Newbie of the Month, March 2005
Golden Killfile (shared with Alex "Dink" Cain), January 2005
Unabomber Surprise
Richard M Nixon Memorial "Pathological Liar" Award
How about a Tar & Feathers, a Foam Duck or the Office of Village
Idiot? Even chuckles lysaght isn't quite as stupid and clueless as
this, and chuckles has won all of them.

I think he fits the Village Idiot like a glove.
Seconds?

Seconded. He's been one of RAP's village idiots since the day he first
appeared, about six years ago, and it's time he was recognised more
widely.
(Btw, I'm delighted to find that alt.duck.quack.quack.quack is a real
newsgroup.)

There are also alt.duck.quack, *quack.quack, and of course
*quack.quack,quack :)

Hi, Fat Boi.

heh

[Meat Plow]

Post by Meat Plow
Maybe if he cuts

I ''cut'

Pizza.

meheh heh heh

[Barbara's Cat]

to be so. The one party can do miracles, not the others. For it is clear
of the one party that they are opposed to the truth, but not of the others;
and thus miracles are clearer.

Hmmm... gotta admit, the forger took the time to get the Hammish ''Try
to have your writing not make sense'' rule down. This could easily be
mistaken for an authentic Hammes post.

It's an extract from a translation of Pascal

I'm not really that interested in all the details of how the forgery was
created, but more the fact that the forgery /was/ created, using Hammes'
exact email address, and archived on Google Groups as /by/ ''Dennis
Hammes''.

No matter what, remain belligerently clueless, eh, Goober?

[Aratzio]

On Sun, 2 Mar 2008 20:16:21 -0500, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,

Post by Barbara's Cat

to be so. The one party can do miracles, not the others. For it is clear
of the one party that they are opposed to the truth, but not of the others;
and thus miracles are clearer.

Hmmm... gotta admit, the forger took the time to get the Hammish ''Try
to have your writing not make sense'' rule down. This could easily be
mistaken for an authentic Hammes post.

It's an extract from a translation of Pascal

I'm not really that interested in all the details of how the forgery was
created, but more the fact that the forgery /was/ created, using Hammes'
exact email address, and archived on Google Groups as /by/ ''Dennis
Hammes''.

No matter what, remain belligerently clueless, eh, Goober?

Dreckery follows the school of thought that includes "If you are going
to be wrong, be wrong at the top of your loungs"

[Barbara's Cat]

Post by Aratzio

Post by Barbara's Cat

to be so. The one party can do miracles, not the others. For it is clear
of the one party that they are opposed to the truth, but not of the others;
and thus miracles are clearer.

Hmmm... gotta admit, the forger took the time to get the Hammish ''Try
to have your writing not make sense'' rule down. This could easily be
mistaken for an authentic Hammes post.

It's an extract from a translation of Pascal

I'm not really that interested in all the details of how the forgery was
created, but more the fact that the forgery /was/ created, using Hammes'
exact email address, and archived on Google Groups as /by/ ''Dennis
Hammes''.

No matter what, remain belligerently clueless, eh, Goober?

Dreckery follows the school of thought that includes "If you are going
to be wrong, be wrong at the top of your loungs"

Gooberville Skool O'Thankin' motto: "Quack Loud! Quack Proud!"

[Barbara's Cat]

Post by Barbara's Cat

to be so. The one party can do miracles, not the others. For it is clear
of the one party that they are opposed to the truth, but not of the others;
and thus miracles are clearer.

Hmmm... gotta admit, the forger took the time to get the Hammish ''Try
to have your writing not make sense'' rule down. This could easily be
mistaken for an authentic Hammes post.

It's an extract from a translation of Pascal

I'm not really that interested in all the details of how the forgery was
created, but more the fact that the forgery /was/ created, using Hammes'
exact email address, and archived on Google Groups as /by/ ''Dennis
Hammes''.

No matter what, remain belligerently clueless, eh, Goober?

The fact remains that forgery did happen, as described above.

No matter what; to your very last dying breathless quack.
--
Cm~

"Many men can out drink me,
out fuck me... out think me,
but they'll never beat me
at *my* game."
- Will Dockery,
proclaiming to be
good at something