A monthly column since 1998

[Barbara's Cat]

Goober Duck Will "I AM SO BIGTIME!" Dockery quacked:

> blue wrote:
>
> > your claim of being a 'columnist'
>
> I've written a monthly column since 1998, so I can "claim" that, yes:
>
> http://www.playgroundsmag.com


Filling whitespace in Gooberville's version of
the PennySaver with stories about Will Dockery
and fake interviews about Will Dockery doesn't
make you a columnist, it just simply makes you
a whitespace filler.


--
Cm~

"I win."
- Will Dockery
getting nowhere,
gaining nothing,
again.

[Barbara's Cat]

Goober Duck Will "I QUACK FOR FREE! Dockery quacked:

> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>
> > Goober Duck Will "I AM SO BIGTIME!" Dockery quacked:
> >
> > > I've written a monthly column since 1998, so I can "claim" that, yes:
> > >
> > > http://www.playgroundsmag.com
> >
> >
> > Filling whitespace in Gooberville's version of
> > the PennySaver with stories about Will Dockery
> > and fake interviews about Will Dockery doesn't
> > make you a columnist, it just simply makes you
> > a whitespace filler.
>
>
> Since 1998.


Unpaid and at no cost to anyone, eh, Goober?


--
Cm~

"I win."
- Will Dockery
getting nowhere,
gaining nothing,
again.

[Will Dockery]

Barbara's Cat wrote:
>Will Dockery wrote:
>
> > I've written a monthly column:
>
> >http://www.playgroundsmag.com
>
> > Since 1998.
>
> Unpaid and at no cost to anyone

The point wasn't whether I got rich writing the column, but that I've
written the column for over ten years... meanwhile, you can barely
write a Usenet post, Barbie.

--
Dockery, Conley, Madaris & Woolfolk: The Pack Rat Show
http://waydownincolumbusgeorgiablog.ning.com/xn/detail/3004227:Event:10132

The songs and poetry of Will Dockery, Henry Conley, Sandy Madaris and
Gene Woolfolk Jr. and interpretations of standards from various music
genres. Our "collective conciousness" = "pack rat".

[Barbara's Cat]

Goober Duck Will "I AM A WINNER!" Dockery quacked:

> The point wasn't whether I got rich filling whitespace,
> but that I've filled whitespace for over ten years...


Chickens have laid eggs for free
for over ten thousands of years,
so they win.


--
Cm~

"I win."
- Will Dockery
getting nowhere,
gaining nothing,
again.

[Will Dockery]

Barbara's Cat wrote:
>
> Chickens have laid eggs

And you suck 'em.

"We know," Barbie.

--
Dockery, Conley, Madaris & Woolfolk: The Pack Rat Show
http://waydownincolumbusgeorgiablog.ning.com/xn/detail/3004227:Event:10132

The songs and poetry of Will Dockery, Henry Conley, Sandy Madaris and
Gene Woolfolk Jr. and interpretations of standards from various music
genres. Our "collective conciousness" = "pack rat".

[Barbara's Cat]

Goober Duck Will "MUST QUACK SOMETHING!" Dockery quacked:

> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>
> > Chickens have laid eggs
>
>
> And I suck 'em.


"We know"


--
Cm~

"I win."
- Will Dockery
getting nowhere,
gaining nothing,
again.

[Cujo DeSockpuppet]

Will Dockery <***@gmail.com> wrote in
news:19b9f5ea-9bc9-4eea-add8-***@p23g2000vbl.googlegroups.com:

> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>>
>> Chickens have laid eggs
>
> And you suck 'em.

And you lay them on a stage. I'm just wondering if you're ever sober enough
to look at your drunken performances and say to yourself that you need to
get help.

--
Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in dfw.*,
alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych. Supreme Holy
Overlord of alt.fucknozzles. Winner of the 8/2000, 2/2003 & 4/2007 HL&S
award. July 2005 Hammer of Thor. Winning Trainer - Barbara Woodhouse
Memorial Dog Whistle - 12/2005 & 4/2008. COOSN-266-06-01895.
"... George Clooney, Cher and Jimmy Stewart--Three well known
politicians who were assassinated." - Edmo really loses it.

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

"Cujo DeSockpuppet" <***@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
news:h1vo9v$8dj$***@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> Will Dockery <***@gmail.com> wrote in
> news:19b9f5ea-9bc9-4eea-add8-***@p23g2000vbl.googlegroups.com:
>
>> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>>>
>>> Chickens have laid eggs
>>
>> And you suck 'em.
>
> And you lay them on a stage. I'm just wondering if you're ever sober
> enough
> to look at your drunken performances and say to yourself that you need to
> get help.
>


The "This is your brain, this is your brain on drugs" idea never really
caught Will's attention.

(it wasn't about him, after all...)

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

"Will Dockery" <***@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:19b9f5ea-9bc9-4eea-add8-***@p23g2000vbl.googlegroups.com...

>
> you suck

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

"Will Dockery" <***@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:26786482-d776-4d35-b2f3-***@v2g2000vbb.googlegroups.com...
> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>>Will Dockery wrote:
>>
>> > I've written a monthly column:
>>
>> >http://www.playgroundsmag.com
>>
>> > Since 1998.
>>
>> Unpaid and at no cost to anyone
>
> The point wasn't whether I got rich writing the column, but that I've
> written the column for over ten years...

BWHA AH HAHAAHAHAH you will NEVER be rich, Duckery. You could give blow jobs
to billionaires and you wouldn't be rich. As for column writing? It's been
established that nothing you put forth is classified as "writing," so how
about you go run a cheese grater over that thick head of yours? Imbecile!